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It Only Hurts When I Laugh

Girls on Steroids
The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The teams performance soars. They win the county and state championship until one day they are favored to win nationals easily. Penelope, a sixteen year old hurdler visits her coach and says, "Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest." "What!" the coach says in a panic, "How far down does it go?" She replies, "All the way down to my balls. "

100 lbs of Dynamite 
A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the woman says, "What a great chest you have." The bodybuilder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite." He takes off his pants and the woman says, "What massive calves you have." The bodybuilder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite." He then takes off his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming out of the apartment. The bodybuilder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He finally catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment.The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short your fuse was.

Cosmetic Surgery
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job. The second woman says Oh that's nothing,  I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached! To which  the first replies, Really?, I just can't picture  your husband as a blonde!

Warning - Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested  that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that  revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn  into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.



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